satisy women !!!

It is just 2 1/2 inches long but can satisfy any woman!!!

Every time !!!!!!

Men ...are you there???

Global warming !!!

global warming ??? Huh..!!!

new age...new titles...

Thanks to Praveen , this new JOB 'titles are presented before you....

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Typist - Printed Document Handler
Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician
Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer ( aint that cool? )
Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator( now that is a TITLE,,)
Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer
Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist
Cook - Food Preparation Officer
Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator
Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist

Hands up!!!

Frankly speaking, In my 33 Plus years of life I never knew that hand painting as an art can be so amazing... and no prizes for guessing..these are forwards send to me by Dr Joson, a former colleague and friend...

For the omnipresent malayali !!!

Q1. Ee forest nirachum ___________

a) Poovanallo b) Marangalanallo c) Kaadanallo

Q2. Da da da Mandan ____________ nee enne kooduthal Mandan aakkam ennu vicharikkenda
a) Konappi b) Kunjappi c) Mara manda

Q3. Thomasu kutty ______
a) Vittoda b) Chadikkoda c) Odikkoda

Q4. "Aa Raathri" - kku enthu patti?
a) Olichu poyi b) Maanjupoyi c) Chathanju poyi

Q5. __________ aliyaa...
a)Machambi b) Thambi c) Chattambi

Q6. I am Jackie , _______Alias Jackie
a) Shekar b) Sarkar c) Sagar

Q7. Ennennum _________ ettante...
a) Kannu b) Mookku c) Pallu

Q8. Innenikku _____ kuthan, sandhyayil chaalicha sindhooram.Enthu kuthan?
a) Kathi b) Mottusoochi c) Pottu

Q9. Just _________ that
a) December b) Remember c) Forget

Q10. Athu manassilavan sense undavanam sensibility undavanam _____ undavanam a) Creativity b) Atrocity c) Sensitivity

Q11. Mohan Thomasinte uchishtavum ___ um Kootikuzhachu
a) Uchakanji b) Amedhyam c) Bhrushtam

Q12. Maanasa ________ varoo...
a) Kaakke b) Pooche c) Myne

Q13. Yevan ________ Aanu ketta!!
a) Puppili b) Singam c)Puli d) All the above

Q14. ".....Annu thodangiyatha thirumeni eapachunu nerathe paranjathu,_________ ... Bahumankkuravu!!
a) Irresistible b) Irrigation c) Irreverence d) Interrogation

Q15. Chandanlepa sugandham choodiyathu aaro... Kaatooo.______yo..
a) Mandakini b) Gajagamini c) Kamini

Q16. My number is ____
a) 1144 b) 2255 c) 3366 d) 0000

Q17. Kittiyal Ooty! ...illengil ______!!!
a) Patti b) kutti c) kuppi d) chatti

Q18. _____ kalil, B.Com ____, Pre-Degree ______ ennonnum illa....
a) ABCD b) ADB c) CID

Courtesy : harish

for those who hate maths...

the 'short' cut to great taste....

smile... life is "small'.......

cops are here...

A good samaritan (Shameer ..smile pls..!!) has send me this forward and has requested me to pass it to everyone....

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine , you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse. For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine . The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber , the police will be immediately dispatched to help you. This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it is seldom used because people don't know it exists. Please pass this along to everyone.

Now how far you think that is true...?
have some one tried it... oops...please dont for you may land up in jail for no reason...
and if ever u get to know anyone who have tried it and actually saw the cops coming......
Have you not seen Indian cinema... the was police arrives.. is it not true even in the real world...?