Dec 22, 2006

confusion closeted..!!

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sell anything...

Courtesy .The Hindu Business line
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Dec 21, 2006

laloo is poor, jayakrishnan killed himself..

It is a tragedy that Indian judicial system in the recent past have shocked us again and gain by leeting people like Laloo and Rabri ( whom every one knows ,have amassed wealth by serving people in the "socialist "way) in the disproportionate assets case.... It is absolute confusion to me that the people who murdered a teacher( Jayakrishnan Master of Kannur......) in front of the a full class of his school students.....( some of them are still to come out that shock) are set free on flimsy grounds.....
Belief in the judiciary stands compromised. We do not know the inner reasons why he was murdered...... Who murdered him......The RSS vs CPM tussle is as usual is getting murkier......and the courts seems to be fanning the "eye for an eye and teeth for teeth" fire..

A Manu sharma (Jessica lal fame) seems to be an exception, but exceptions rarely makes rules .....

Rule of law seems to be a mirage..!!

Just go on bloody will never be able to touch it...

laws of confusion...

LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because youhad a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Thanks to Lalgem...

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organisation structure....

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“Hi honey. This is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?”
“No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After a brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey, you haven’t got an Uncle Paul.”
“Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the room with Mummy, right now.”
Brief Pause.
“Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do. Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy’s car just pulled into the driveway.”
“Okay Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone.
“I did it Daddy.”
“And what happened honey?” he asked.
“Well, Mummy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming.
Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she isn’t moving at all!”
“Oh my God! What about your Uncle Paul?”
“He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of the pool and I think he’s dead.”
***Long Pause***
***Longer Pause***
***Even Longer Pause***
Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? …Is this 3364-6484?

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Dec 18, 2006

the generation gap????

Mother to her teenage daughter: I think this is the right time we should talk about sex.

Daughter (Excitedly) : Sure mom, ask me whatever you'd like to know.

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be hygienic and get disease..confusing?

too much of hygiene results in diseases...

A comparison of rats living in the wild and the lab lends support to the idea that an overly hygienic environment can lead to allergies and autoimmune diseases.
According to the "hygiene hypothesis," exposure early in life to infections from household dust, germy siblings or surfaces may reduce the risk of developing disease in adulthood.
William Parker, a professor of experimental surgery at Duke University in Durham, N.C., and his team compared lab rodents to more than 50 rats and mice captured and killed in cities and farms.
"Laboratory rodents live in a virtually germ- and parasite-free environment, and they receive extensive medical care — conditions that are comparable to what humans living in Westernized, hygienic societies experience," Parker said in a release.
"On the other hand, rodents living in the wild are exposed to a wide variety of microbes and parasites, much like humans living in societies without modern health care and where hygiene is harder to maintain."

read more on this news..... here

All clear..No confusion ..!!

Blame the teacher..? blame the student...or the system ...?
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