Let me share with u some pics which i found in during net wandering !!!... I am sure that some West living NRI is going to accuse me of racism again....
Feb 23, 2007
Feb 22, 2007
Newton or pascal ?
Once all the scientists die and go to heaven............
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein cries "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton ..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
They decide to play hide-n-seek.........
Unfortunately Einstein is the one who has the den...........
He is supposed to count up to 100...and then start searching.....
Everyone starts hiding except Newton .........
Newton just draws a square of 1 meter and stands in it right in front of Einstein...........
Einstein's counting1,2,3......97,98,99.....100........
He opens his eyes and finds Newton standing in front........
Einstein cries "newton's out..newton's....out....."
Newton denies and says i am not out........He claims that he is not Newton ......
All the scientists come out to see how he proves that he is not Newton ..........
Newton says "I am standing in a square of area 1m squared..... That makes me Newton per meter squared...... since one Newton per meter squared is one Pascal, I'm Pascal, Therefore Pascal is OUT...........!
Feb 21, 2007
ponder....!!!!
Amazing Points to Ponder...
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be givena thought)
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very goodthinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn yourheadlights on, what happens?
21.Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? (very nice)
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars..?
1.If all the nations in the world are in debt(am not joking. even US has got debts), where did all the money go? (weird)
2.When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be givena thought)
3.What is the speed of darkness? (absurd)
4.If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a planecrash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very goodthinking)
5.Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)
6.Can you cry under water? (let me try)
7.Why do people say, "you've been working like a dog" when dogs just sit around all day? (i think they meant something else)
8.Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)
9.Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)
10.Can you get cornered in a round room? (by ones eyes)
12.Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight i will stay and watch)
13.What came first, the fruit or the color orange? (seed)
14.If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)
15.What should one call a male ladybird? (No comments)
16.If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they remember that they forgot? (can somebody help )
17.Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)
18.Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)
19.If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)
20.If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn yourheadlights on, what happens?
21.Why is it called a TV set when there is only one? (very nice)
22.If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth? (this is nice)
23.Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road? (stupid, break the law)
24. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars..?
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