Apr 7, 2007
From Me !!!!!
I am taking a break to come back with more dirty stuff after a week...Well I dont promise anything ..may be I may strike suddenly in between too !!!!
Apr 5, 2007
Engineering an empire !!!
engineering an empire.......I was awed by the marvel that man sans technology can achieve, as shown by the history channel. Got completely confused by the mega engineering works like aquaducts and huge bridges these primitive men undertook... conceived and did it... nex time in front of TV try wathing history channel..may be you will end up seeing this....
Apr 4, 2007
Women bashing !!!
CHEMISTRY OF WOMAN
(HAZARDOUS MATERIAL)
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Average- 52kg (Range- 40 to 150kg)
OCCURRENCE: Worldwide (Most plentiful in Urban Malls)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surfaces usually covered with make up paints.
2. Boils in moments.
3. Freezes for no reason.
4. Melts if given presents or praised for their appearance.
5. Very sweet, but tastes bitter if incorrectly handled.
6. Ranges from virgin metal to repeatedly used alloys.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Great affinity for platinum, gold, silver and precious gems.
2. Absorps great quantity of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason.
4. Powerful money reducing substance for man.
COMMON USES:
1. Ornamental showpiece.
2. Great boon for product advertiser.
3. House keeping at a high premium.
4. Sole progenitor of human race.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hand.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can maintained in different locations without mixing.
Hope I have compensated for the absence for the last few days !!!!
(HAZARDOUS MATERIAL)
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Average- 52kg (Range- 40 to 150kg)
OCCURRENCE: Worldwide (Most plentiful in Urban Malls)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surfaces usually covered with make up paints.
2. Boils in moments.
3. Freezes for no reason.
4. Melts if given presents or praised for their appearance.
5. Very sweet, but tastes bitter if incorrectly handled.
6. Ranges from virgin metal to repeatedly used alloys.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Great affinity for platinum, gold, silver and precious gems.
2. Absorps great quantity of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason.
4. Powerful money reducing substance for man.
COMMON USES:
1. Ornamental showpiece.
2. Great boon for product advertiser.
3. House keeping at a high premium.
4. Sole progenitor of human race.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hand.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can maintained in different locations without mixing.
Hope I have compensated for the absence for the last few days !!!!
male bashing !!!!
Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
A: Because they are...
Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. ...
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
A: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions ..
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him!!
Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract
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