happy week end !!!

Think before you jump !!!

A lady manager of a big reputed office noticed a new man one day and told him to come into her office.

"What is your name?" was the first thing she asked the new guy.

"John," the new guy replied.

She scowled, "Look... I don't know what kind of a namby-pamby place you worked before, but I don't call anyone by their first name. It breeds familiarity and that leads to a breakdown in authority.

I refer to my employees by their last name only ... Smith, Jones, Baker ...that's all.

I am to be referred to only as Mrs. Robertson. Now that we got that straight, what is your last name?"

The new guy sighed, "Darling............ My name is John Darling."

"Okay John , the next thing I want to tell you is . . .."

a modern day prayer !!

Oh God Almighty!!
May my password get accepted
And my explorer get connected
Help me upload my data forever
Not let a hanged out server
Keep my floppies working in their drive
Give me place to back up hard drive
Help send my emails faster
Shield me from virus disaster
Scan my folders without fail
And filter out all junk mail
Give my entire download a surge
Stop my files From getting the purge
Help me find more bugs
Help giving orders for debugs
Keep my client working
And stop my boss barking
Keep my processor fit n fine
Allow it to always work overtime
May i always get access
And my products get great success ....

A campaign to increase the tenure of Hon.Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam as the President Of India. Petition

A campaign to increase the tenure of Hon.Dr.APJ Abdul Kalam as the President Of India. Petition