new age...new titles...

Thanks to Praveen , this new JOB 'titles are presented before you....

In line with our constitution and to eliminate discrimination in our society, the following titles will now be used for these jobs:

Garden Boy - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
House Maid - Family Environs Upkeep Manager
Typist - Printed Document Handler
Messenger - Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner - A Transparent Wall Technician
Tea Boy - Refreshments Overseer
Garbage Collector - Public Sanitation Technician
Watchman - Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer ( aint that cool? )
Prostitute - Practical Sexual Relations Demonstrator( now that is a TITLE,,)
Thief - Wealth Distribution Officer
Receptionist - Office Access Control Specialist
Cook - Food Preparation Officer
Office Orderly - Office Administration Facilitator
Cleaner - Office Hygiene Control Specialist