Feb 17, 2009

Well Done my BOY !!!

This boy Alfie Patten, is now topping the headlines and I am sure you would have heard his feat which is by no means what they normally call as CHILD's PLAY... at 13 he is a dad ... and that simply means at 12 he did it and when he did it by his on confession he didnt even know what would be the after effect...

“I didn’t think about how we would afford it. I don’t really get pocket money. My dad sometimes gives me £10.” said the baby faced lad who now has a lad of his own and he seems to be pretty undecided as to where to go from here....It is not new in UK.. The world record in this feat is still in the name of Sean Stewart, the youngest father in Britain who on 20th Jan 1998 , achieved the miracle through his girlfriend, Emma Webster.. For Alfie Patten his FIRST UNPROTECTED SEX happened a bit later, and thus the record remains safe with Sean Stewart,,, For UK it is a proud moment I guess....... at least in this the Americans arent able to surpass or even match them ...

The 13 year dad and the 15 year mom is supported by anti abortion groups, while some politicians and moral sirens have jumped into the fray with fury and furore... Pundalik is in jail as luck would have it.. one shudders to imagine what would have happened to the school kids in Mangalore otherwise...
Generation after generation its all changing... but is'nt this a bit too much? I am not shocked but confused for sure....
Now what,,,,? is the only question....

Feb 16, 2009

How to wash a toilet ?

1. Put both lids of the toilet up And add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift the lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, And run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.


The Dog