May 26, 2007

beware Webcam users !!!

If you have a webcam at home, make sure that noone else has one... !!!!

have a rocking week end everyone .....

May 24, 2007

he spares nothing and no one,,,,,,,

One of my lifelong dreams has been to one day visit the city of Paris, take in the beauty of Eiffel Tower, interact with the French people, and put to good use the only sentence that I know in the French language: Je veux faire l’amour à votre femme. I think it means “I love life” or something poetic like that...... well its not my piecce but from a hilarious blog owned by anish and read it here... cool stuff....

May 23, 2007

confidence !!!

A business executive was deep in debt and could see no way out.

Creditors were closing in on him, Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat
On the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his
company from bankruptcy.

Suddenly an old man appeared before him."I can see that something is troubling you," he said.

After listening to the executive's woes, the old man said, "I believe I can help you."

He asked the man his name, wrote out a check, and pushed it into
his hand saying, "Take this money. Meet me here exactly one year from today, and you can pay me back at that time."

Then he turned and disappeared as quickly as he had come.The business executive saw in his hand a check for $500,000, signed by JohnD.Rockefeller, then one of the richest men in the world!

"I can erase my money worries in an instant!" he realized. But instead, the executive decided to put the uncashed check in his safe. Just knowing it was there might give him the strength to work out a way to save hisbusiness, he thought.

With renewed optimism, he negotiated better deals and extended terms of payment. He closed several big sales. Within a few months, he was out of debtand making money once again.

Exactly one year later, he returned to the park with the uncashed check. At the agreed-upon time, the old man appeared. But just as the executive was about to hand back the check and share his success story, a nurse came running upand grabbed the old man.

"I'm so glad I caught him!" she cried. "I hope he hasn't beenbothering you.He's always escaping from the resthome and telling people he is John D.Rockefeller."

And she led the old man away by the arm.

the astonished executive just stood there, stunned. All year long he'd been wheeling and dealing, buying and selling, convinced he had half a Million dollars behind him.Suddenly, he realized that it wasn't the money, real or imagined, that had turned his life around. It was his new found
self-confidence that gave him the power to achieve anything he went after.

May 22, 2007

a conversation !!!

Caller: Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?

Operator: Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. You can speak to
me. Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noe Wan was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look, if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital,
then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I
don't have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Ree.

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry . Now give me your name!!

Operator: That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree.