Aug 14, 2008

India is 62!!!


Please go through below mentioned facts, which will make you proud to be Indian......
( The whole thing is from the net and I am reproducing here ditto except the last paragraph...)
Who is the co-founder of Sun Microsystems?
Mr. Vinod Khosla.
Who is the creator of Pentium chip (90% of the today's computers run on it)?
Mr. Vinod Dham.
Who is the third richest man on the world?
According to the latest report on Fortune Magazine, He is Premji who is the CEO of Wipro Industries. The Sultan of Brunei is at 6th position now.
Who is the founder and creator of Hotmail (World's No. 1 web based E-Mail program)?
Mr. Sabeer Bhatia later on sold to Microsoft.
Who is the president of AT & T-Bell Labs (AT & T-Bell Labs is the creator of program languages such as C, C++, UNIX to name a few)?
Mr. Arun Netravalli
Who is the GM of Hewlett Packard?
Mr. Rajiv Gupta.
Who is the new MTD (Microsoft Testing Director) of Windows 2000, responsible to iron out all initial problems?
Mr. Sanjay Tejwrika.
Who are the Chief Executives of Citibank, Mckensey & Standard Charted?
Mr. Victor Menezes, Mr. Rajat Gupta and Mr. Rana Talwar.
We Indians are the wealthiest among all ethnic groups in America, even faring better than the whites and the natives: There are 3.22 Millions of INDIANs in USA (1.5 % of population).
YET, 38% of doctors in USA are INDIANs.
12% scientists in USA are INDIANs.
36% of NASA scientists are INDIANs.
34% of Microsoft employees are INDIANs.
28% of IBM employees are INDIANs.
17% of INTEL scientists are INDIANs.
13% of XEROX employees are INDIANs.
Quotes about India:
"We owe a lot to the Indians, who taught us how to count, without which no worthwhile scientific discovery could have been made" — Albert Einstein.
"India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and the great grand mother of tradition" — Mark Twain.
"If there is one place on the face of earth where all dreams of living men have found a home from the very earliest days when man began the dream of existence, it is India" — French scholar Romain Rolland.
These facts were recently published in a German Magazine, which deals with WORLD HISTORY FACTS ABOUT INDIA:
India never invaded any country in her last 1000 years of history.
India invented the Number system. Aryabhatta invented zero.
The world's first university was established in Takshila in 700 BC. More than 10500 students from all over the world studied more than 60 subjects.
The University of Nalanda built in the 4th century BC was one of the greatest achievements of ancient India in the field of education.
According to the Forbes magazine, Sanskrit is the most suitable language for computer software.
Ayurveda is the earliest school of medicine known to humans.
The art of navigation was born in the river Sindh 5000 years ago. The very word "Navigation" is derived from the Sanskrit word NAVGATIH.
Budhayana first calculated the value of pi, and he explained the concept of what is now known as the Pythagorean Theorem. British scholars have last year (1999) officially published that Budhayan's works dates to the 6th Century, which is long before the European mathematicians.
Algebra, Trigonometry and Calculus came from India. Quadratic Equations were by Sridharacharya in the 11th Century.
The largest numbers the Greeks and the Romans used were 106 whereas Indians used numbers as big as 1053.
According to the Gemological Institute of America, up until 1896, India was the only source of diamonds to the world.
USA based IEEE has proved what has been a century-old suspicion amongst academics that the pioneer of wireless communication was Professor Jagdish Bose and not Marconi.
The earliest reservoir and dam for irrigation was built in Saurashtra.
Chess was invented in India.
Sushruta is the father of surgery. 2600 years ago he and health scientists of his time conducted surgeries like cesareans, cataract, fractures and urinary stones.
Usage of anesthesia was well known in ancient India.
When many cultures in the world were only nomadic forest dwellers over 5000 years ago, Indians established Harappan culture in Sindhu Valley (Indus Valley Civilization).
The place value system, the decimal system was developed in India in 100 BC.
India conquered and dominated China culturally for 20 centuries without ever having to send a single soldier across her border" — Hu Shih (former Chinese Ambassador to USA)
AND yet where are we today? From what to what? is there any reason to be happy and proud at this Independence day (another holiday for us to stock rum and beer, drink all night this night, wake late, see films, surf and roam in chat rooms, sleep, see more tv and the reality shows and soap operas and get out to the world of trafficjams, potholes, rain, famine, hunger, beggars and what not)....
I apologise for the pessimism that offlate dominates my posts, but isnt that true?
Independence.... apathy.... anarchy... violence... lack of vision...
What are we celeberating tomorrow?

Aug 11, 2008

The Indian GOLD!!!


Abhinav Bindra ( keep this name and face in mind folks... he is gonna be celebrated like hell now...) secured India's first individual gold medal in Olympic history today in the men's 10- meter air rifle shooting competition in Beijing today. The 25-year-old Bindra, the world champion in the event, won with a score of 596 ahead of defending champion Zhu Qinan of China and Finland's Henri Hakkinen.

India's previous eight (ya ,,,only eight so far.. and we have the elephant size contingent led by the likes of Suresh kalmadi who have gone there and the number of officials are far ahead of the actual participants, as usual...) Olympic gold medals came from its field hockey team, which this time failed to qualify for the Beijing Games ( thanks again to the likes of Gill who is an expert in manythings including scratching women at their back, but not hockey)and won individual silver and bronze medals in sprinting, hurdling, shooting, tennis and weightlifting (thanks to the efforts of individuals who scored, inspite of the Kalmadis, Pawars, Mukul wasniks and Lalit modi's.....

While we can be happy about Abhinav bindra, let us not celebrate before an introspection...

The second most populous nation, with so much of money spent for sports.. ( where does it go is another question which the SAI guys and the uncrowned kings who rule the Indian sports scene like their personal fiefdom, have to answer)why are we not maiking it big, when the small nations go home with all the gold and silver?

The rowing training centre in Trivandrum,(just an instance of how bad things are ,here) run by the Govt of Kerala, ministry of sports, aided by SAI money, makes its members practise ,sitting in a wodden log, with iron bars that RESEMBLE the actual oars... no boats ,no oars.. no water.. just assume that you have all this and practise..and the state sports minister wanted to go to China to encourage the team but alas, the central govt refused.. Not because they became pragmatic suddenly, but because everyone, almost every official, and retd/thrown out/rejected by the people politician who heads some sports federation or the other was already in Beijing to MOTIVATE THE TEAM...every Tom, Dick ,Harry and Jughead is there spending money from our coffers...

Now that he has done it ( congrats man!..one gold for one billion people..) wait and see how this young lad Abhinav is paraded around, with the politicians and the officials vying to be seen in the cameras, in a naked display of vanity, and tall claims like "we did it".."we told u.."...etc...
Shameless we are, but why the hell do we celebrate it???

Jul 26, 2008

Come and rape us,, India is still a soft state!!!

Dear terrorist,
Kudos dudes,,, you have done it again and let me on behalf of my secular governement congratulate you on this continuous feat that you guys achieved ( forget the fact that we ,with our criminal negligence and silence because we are more "secularist" than ''Indian" helped you more than you helped yourself , to be the winner always) and let me assure you that you have a lot more to go.
India is still soft and it is my promise that we shall for ever remain so. Ignore the fact that me and my President have condemned the blasts... this time you saved us lot of time and effort by blasting two cities within a span of 24 hours.. we didnt have to condemn it twice.. that is what we do the max.. CONDEMN.. and then we relax and rest in the safe palatial homes that the poor Indian gives us to live and rule them...and for me I am tired of last weeks confidence drama in the parliament.. I still dont know who was given what and how much... God knows when they are all going to bounce back on me...chalo.. for the time being this blast now has taken attention from the MP buying episode.. now the media and people ( idiots they are) will run behind this blasts analysing thread bare , day in and day out and find out that it was a handywork of anti national terrorists with external help... so what? we always know that and that is what our investigations have always told us and we rest on all those reports with our ass firm on them.
A special thanks for the extra communal angle that you have so strategically incorporated this time . BJP states and one by one... we have been trying to tell INDIA that be secular and dont vote for them... and now this .... may be the people of India will now realise how dangerous, voting for communal forces can be and next year return us to power The broom sticks and door mats at Madam Gandhi's house shall take up the burden of ruling India... what can we do? God has made us the secular parties with the burden of ruling this poor country!!
Thanks for the audacity in which you attacked places one after other and then after 10 minutes strike the hospitals nearby so that the injured cannot be taken there as well.. Planning- we should learn from you guys...but not to worry we shall never learn from you and shall remain stunned and stupid everytime the HUJI and SIMI wake us up with blast after blast... we shall also not go behind or hunt down the criminals who we know and all know are behind this acts, since we are more secular and we will protect secularism and no matter how many blasts you do, in Jaipur, Hyderabad, Bangalore , and Ahmedabad... even below our nose in the courtyard of the Indian parliament, we will shun and shy away from responsibility, we will feign ignorance and bring in secularism'' and hide behind that curtain...
Thanks for the updates that you give us about our intelligence faliure.. we shall remain so and will not allow ,no matter what happens, the RAW and IB and the CBI to be independent and modern, we shall and will make sure that we are commited to saving the minority no matter what happens to the majority in this wreched nation and shall not chase and pusue you down.. and do not worry even if we track you down by mistake we shall keep you in jail, open shameless debates on secularism and attribute a dirty communal angle which tries to project an innocent terrorist like Afzal guru who did nothing but a small attack on the Indian parliament... I wonder why the communal elements do not understand that in secularism this all happens?
We need votes, and no matter who you are... bangladeshi, pakistani or sudani, we shall allow you to sneak in through our well kept porous borders and keep you happy with ration cards and voting rights.. we want to rule and live in the pomp and pageantry of Lutyen's Delhi ....No matter what the bloody Indian on the roads do and how they live and die like disease struck animals... we shall remain shameless and spineless and my home minister like after every other blast in the past will talk to the media and of course condemn it and constitute an enquiry... no one shall ask him what happend to the enquiries of the past.. he will not answer and if you persist ,he will condemn the one who asks him such questions. His home secretary will look into the sky when the minister looks at him for some sensible answers...and we all will meet again and again drink tea and blame the state govt and they will blame us... the citizen will keep wondering who is to be blamed? and decide that we "will fight terrorism" together but that is it... we shall remain what we are and who knows us better than you....
We are a nation of billions, largest democracy, one of the largest armies, airpower and all thatbla bla, but we are also a nation of hypocrisy and we specialise in celebrating cowardice...

Just keep coming... !!!!

Thanks and regards...

Prime minister Of India
SD/-

Jun 9, 2008

How costly is costly?

Do you think fuel has become really expensive after the recent price hike??
But then, compared it with other common liquids and some quick calculations, you'd feel a little better.

To know why, see the results below - you'll be surprised at how outrageous some other prices are!

Diesel (regular) in Mumbai: Rs.36.08 per liter

Petrol (speed) in Mumbai: Rs.52 per liter

Coca Cola 330 ml can: Rs.20 = Rs.61 per liter

Dettol antiseptic 100 ml Rs.20 = Rs.200 per liter

Radiator coolant 500 ml Rs.160 = Rs.320 per litre

Pantene conditioner 400 ml Rs.165 = Rs.413 per litre

Medicinal mouthwash like Listerine 100 ml Rs.45 = Rs. 450 per litre

Red Bull 150 ml can: Rs.75 = Rs.500 per litre

Corex cough syrup 100 ml Rs.57 = Rs. 570 per litre

Evian water 500 ml Rs. 330 = Rs. 660 per liter (Rs. 500 + for a liter of WATER???!!! And the buyers don't even know the source (Evian spelled backwards is Naive.)

Kores whiteout 15 ml Rs. 15 = Rs. 1000 per liter

Cup of coffee at any decent business hotel 150 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1167 per litre

Old Spice after shave lotion 100 ml Rs. 175 = Rs. 1750 per litre

Pure almond oil 25 ml Rs. 68 = Rs. 2720 per liter

And this is the REAL KICKER...

HP deskjet colour ink cartridge 21 ml Rs.1900 = Rs. 90,476 per litre!!! Now you know why computer printers are so cheap? So they have you hooked for the ink!

So, the next time you're at the pump, don't curse our honorable Petroleum minister – just be glad your car doesn't run on cough syrup, after shave, coffee, or God forbid, printer ink!