Recession time banana !

Recession has affected everyone.... even banana trees,,,,,,,,

The father , the son and the holy spirit ...

The father who is the home minister of this state (called as God’s own country) his sons who are there in every news (most of them, bad and ugly news like land grabbing, mafia, money making, threatening, etc etc) and now the spirit of this man, named Paul George Muthoot, scion of the rich Muthoot family who was killed in the middle of the night by some un identified people…

It has all the ingredients of soap fiction… a handsome business man who is bachelor even at 32, traveling with some goons and infamous goondas in their car and his driver following in his, stories of a lady and a cash bag (which later went missing), the murder and the gang or goons (known as quotation team here in this beautiful state of Kerala,where gang of goons are available freely to engage, who can be hired if you want to terrorize, kidnap, attack, black mail, de captivate or even kill any one of your choice, if you know the sons of the right persons…) who were going to kill some one else, stopping on the road and killing Paul George on some trivia, the Home ministers son’s and their friends being dragged on to this case, the media probe, investigation, sting operation et al, the flip flops of the police, the IG going to the press with the now infamous S shape knife, which he said was used for the killing , even before the post mortem was done ( How Miraculous isn’t it? ) the drama’s, the culprits hired and paraded whose mother says the whole story is a hoax and the S shape knife was planted, the doctor who wrote the post mortem is said to have re written it and the depth of the injury has become smaller than in the original… (ahem ahem) …..

Paul is lucky -at least after his death his actual injury got fabricated to a smaller one and hence less pain…the arrest dramas, stinking tales of police and their bosses acting in connivance with the goons (customer relation ship at its best) …. The courts slamming the IG, the police and the bosses, their private and business interests that rule the state and its state of affairs and stopping short of asking for a CBI probe…..the police investigating allegations against its own deeds like “planting of evidence” ……how interesting …!

It is all amusing for sure, but more amusing is the silence from the dead man’s family… for all the investigation drama and ruckus, for all the mud slinging and riot from an equally corrupt opposition, the Muthoot’s have maintained a strange silence…

The actual culprits will never be found out for sure and all the media attention will die down…

The tale of the unholy nexus between the goons, politicians, police and the business men will go on while in the case the suspense is now taking an S shape…

NB:- I pray and hope that in this banana republic, I will not be given quotation for writing this... Amen !

Happy Onam !

Onam is here and this time Mahabali, the legendary king will have to take some extra precautions....

Any ways Happy Onam Folks !!!!

Indian tax system !!

Question 1.. : What are you doing?
Ans. : Business.
Tax : PAY PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 2 : What are you doing in Business?
Ans. : Selling the Goods.
Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

Question 3 : From where are you getting Goods?
Ans. : From other State/Abroad
Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI!

Question 4 : What are you getting in Selling Goods?
Ans. : Profit.
Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

Question 5: How do you distribute profit ?
Ans : By way of dividend
Tax : PAY DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX

Question 6 : Where you Manufacturing the Goods?
Ans. : Factory....
Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

Question 7 : Do you have Office / Warehouse / Factory?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

Question 8 : Do you have Staff?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAFF PROFESSIONAL TAX!

Question 9 : Doing business in Millions?
Ans. : Yes --
Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No --
Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax

Question 10 : Are you taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?
Ans. : Yes, for Salary.
Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

Question 11 : Where are you taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?
Ans. : Hotel
Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Question 12 : Are you going Out of Station for Business?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

Question 13 : Have you taken or given any Service / (s)?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

Question 14 : How come you got such a Big Amount?
Ans. : Gift on birthday.
Tax: Pay Gift TAX!

Question 15.: Do you have any Wealth?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

Question 16 : To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?
Ans. : Cinema or Resort.
Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

Question 17 : Have you purchased House?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY & REGISTRATION FEE !

Question 18 : How you Travel?
Ans. : Bus
Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

Question 19.: Any Additional Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL, ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

Question 20: Delayed any time Paying Any Tax?
Ans. : Yes
Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

21) INDIAN : Can I die now??
Ans :: Wait we are about to launch the funeral tax !!!