Women drivers are infamous!!! with due respects to all women who still dare to drive, let me present this two videos ....
Sep 19, 2008
Sep 18, 2008
Engineering funda's
1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for copying in entrance exam.Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is... Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging: The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof: Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal.." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" "The you answer")
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Start study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E . Tired of Engineering
B.E. Bhad mein gayi Engineering Engineers
Anthem: Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All C lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
...
''Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at ADM'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers: ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work: Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers: Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with: Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch: Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper: 'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history' 'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for copying in entrance exam.Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is... Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging: The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof: Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal.." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" "The you answer")
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Start study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E . Tired of Engineering
B.E. Bhad mein gayi Engineering Engineers
Anthem: Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All C lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
...
''Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at ADM'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers: ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work: Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers: Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with: Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch: Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper: 'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history' 'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
Sep 10, 2008
Happy onam !!
Onam again !!!
This time amidst untimely rains ,unusually bigger potholes on our so called roads, longer power cuts and glaring administrative apathy and celebrated arrogance visible everywhere...
Onam there fore has more meaning in our troubled times..... Onam is an introspection for every Malayali hereafter to be referred as mallu , to think about the days that has gone…
Mahabali on whose memory onam is celebrated was supposedly the best ruler that any society could hope for and we had it here in this state......
Liberty, equality and fraternity ruled us and we were happy… no one stole.. no one ever told lies and no one cheated…Well ! If it sounds utopian it is probably because we have got used to the system other wise.....Our rulers today would have taken a lot of hard work to take us where we are today .......think over !!!…
Long after the golden age is lost ,mallus world over sit and ponder and get sinked in nostalgia unparalleled ,when onam comes calling…
Onam for me is missing many a things…
The words are mine but the feeling is every ones’s… nostalgia is there for everyone… I know the Gujarati in US too misses home and so is the Tamil in Malaysia… but when the Mallu misses it it is a different feeling..,,,, why because it makes him work more ..,....it makes him more productive which inside the state he rarely is…
When a huge sum of 40 pounds is paid to eat an onam sadya in a vazhayila at the leaf in Birmingham and Rasa in London ,the Mallu miss onam and his home state…..
when he toils in the endless sands of dubai and the middle east he misses the rains and the tender touch of the soft breeze that the monsoon so very benevolently has poured on this small state....
when he is taking the sun in the long topless beaches of Sydney he misses the beautiful women here and their attire and the oiled hair with a tumba or tulasi to adorn it…
I have missed it all ...... and have seen how deep that feeling is when you are away from this place, which some tourism director inadvertently termed as Gods own country, which later on became one of the best positioning statements…
I miss my childhood with all my 24 cousins under one roof, all the unless and aunts and ammavans, ammayis, aliyans, and machunans and all the team work that naturally built in us…..
I miss the long baths in pamba and the unabashed frolic that we had and what my kids now miss in their concrete abodes and TV onams….
I miss the pookalam made of thetti, thumba and mukkootii not the imported chrysanthemems that come all the way from other places to adore the mallu courtyard,,, I miss the poovili and the ona pottan..
I miss the pulikali and the karadi teams that roamed around in the street making onam one of its kind…
I miss the women ,who woke up at 5 and did a lot of work.. and then in the attire that BBC has ranked as simply elegant did rounds and rounds of kaikottikali….
I miss my grand mother who would make wonderful mambazha pulisseri ,inji kari and pazhamanga uppilitathu,..and it was enough to eat truck loads of rice and still feel energetic..
I miss all the friends who in herds moved around and made pookalams everywhere.. no jealousy and no apathy..who carried loads of stones and threw them on every mango tree, climbed on every jack tree and jumped into every pond and river…
I miss the sadya.. the kalan, the olans and the innumerable varieties of payasam…
I miss the mundu and the comfort that it gave as compared to the pants, the formal shirts and the attachments… no matter whether it’s a Louis philipe or Van huesen, the mundu and the natural ventilation and aeration is a mallu luxury that we have missed out…
I miss all my cousins and brothers and sisters who all for search of lively hood have migrated and are not able to come home, even though it is said that mallus world over come home for onam… in their minds yes, but not always in practice…
I miss the long swings that were made for onam under mango trees and jack fruit trees when I see my kids enjoying onam glued with their favorite cartoon network and my wife with the onam special interview with nayarthara OPENING her heart…
I miss my mother who told me last day that she has forgotten how to make a good sadya.. when there is no one to eat it what is the point in making..?
I miss onam as it was..as the great poet ONV kurup has described ..oro vattavum onakaliyudu talam ayanjeedunu njangalil…. I miss the fun but am happy that atleast I am here unlike my brother who works for a foreign bank in a foreign land for a foreign boss and worse eating foreign food even on the Tiruvonam day…
With all its imbalances to live here is great…
Enjoy the day, but please go back to your roots… how ever high a tree grows the roots are important...…
Happy Onam !!!
This time amidst untimely rains ,unusually bigger potholes on our so called roads, longer power cuts and glaring administrative apathy and celebrated arrogance visible everywhere...
Onam there fore has more meaning in our troubled times..... Onam is an introspection for every Malayali hereafter to be referred as mallu , to think about the days that has gone…
Mahabali on whose memory onam is celebrated was supposedly the best ruler that any society could hope for and we had it here in this state......
Liberty, equality and fraternity ruled us and we were happy… no one stole.. no one ever told lies and no one cheated…Well ! If it sounds utopian it is probably because we have got used to the system other wise.....Our rulers today would have taken a lot of hard work to take us where we are today .......think over !!!…
Long after the golden age is lost ,mallus world over sit and ponder and get sinked in nostalgia unparalleled ,when onam comes calling…
Onam for me is missing many a things…
The words are mine but the feeling is every ones’s… nostalgia is there for everyone… I know the Gujarati in US too misses home and so is the Tamil in Malaysia… but when the Mallu misses it it is a different feeling..,,,, why because it makes him work more ..,....it makes him more productive which inside the state he rarely is…
When a huge sum of 40 pounds is paid to eat an onam sadya in a vazhayila at the leaf in Birmingham and Rasa in London ,the Mallu miss onam and his home state…..
when he toils in the endless sands of dubai and the middle east he misses the rains and the tender touch of the soft breeze that the monsoon so very benevolently has poured on this small state....
when he is taking the sun in the long topless beaches of Sydney he misses the beautiful women here and their attire and the oiled hair with a tumba or tulasi to adorn it…
I have missed it all ...... and have seen how deep that feeling is when you are away from this place, which some tourism director inadvertently termed as Gods own country, which later on became one of the best positioning statements…
I miss my childhood with all my 24 cousins under one roof, all the unless and aunts and ammavans, ammayis, aliyans, and machunans and all the team work that naturally built in us…..
I miss the long baths in pamba and the unabashed frolic that we had and what my kids now miss in their concrete abodes and TV onams….
I miss the pookalam made of thetti, thumba and mukkootii not the imported chrysanthemems that come all the way from other places to adore the mallu courtyard,,, I miss the poovili and the ona pottan..
I miss the pulikali and the karadi teams that roamed around in the street making onam one of its kind…
I miss the women ,who woke up at 5 and did a lot of work.. and then in the attire that BBC has ranked as simply elegant did rounds and rounds of kaikottikali….
I miss my grand mother who would make wonderful mambazha pulisseri ,inji kari and pazhamanga uppilitathu,..and it was enough to eat truck loads of rice and still feel energetic..
I miss all the friends who in herds moved around and made pookalams everywhere.. no jealousy and no apathy..who carried loads of stones and threw them on every mango tree, climbed on every jack tree and jumped into every pond and river…
I miss the sadya.. the kalan, the olans and the innumerable varieties of payasam…
I miss the mundu and the comfort that it gave as compared to the pants, the formal shirts and the attachments… no matter whether it’s a Louis philipe or Van huesen, the mundu and the natural ventilation and aeration is a mallu luxury that we have missed out…
I miss all my cousins and brothers and sisters who all for search of lively hood have migrated and are not able to come home, even though it is said that mallus world over come home for onam… in their minds yes, but not always in practice…
I miss the long swings that were made for onam under mango trees and jack fruit trees when I see my kids enjoying onam glued with their favorite cartoon network and my wife with the onam special interview with nayarthara OPENING her heart…
I miss my mother who told me last day that she has forgotten how to make a good sadya.. when there is no one to eat it what is the point in making..?
I miss onam as it was..as the great poet ONV kurup has described ..oro vattavum onakaliyudu talam ayanjeedunu njangalil…. I miss the fun but am happy that atleast I am here unlike my brother who works for a foreign bank in a foreign land for a foreign boss and worse eating foreign food even on the Tiruvonam day…
With all its imbalances to live here is great…
Enjoy the day, but please go back to your roots… how ever high a tree grows the roots are important...…
Happy Onam !!!
Sep 9, 2008
Onam is here!!
Now U dont need me to say sumthing rite.... nostaligia big time is Onam for me and for Mallus across the world.. its a week of joy and celebration...
Untime rains and powercuts.. a drastic change of season, imported flowers and Non resident relatives are all a pain but neverthless we need a reason to celebrate...
Onam is here and my so is a week long holiday..to life and to blogging...
Happy onam !!!!
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