Nothing much to say !!!!!!!
Sep 26, 2008
Sep 22, 2008
look at me... look at me...hey hey look at me !!!!
Shivaraj Patil-- India's home minister who is in charge of all the bomb blasts that has happened in this helpless nation in a series for some time now, was seen in three different sets of clothes on the night of September 13 when serial blasts in New Delhi killed 22 people and the media went brauhaha over that.... He was accused him of paying more attention to his clothes than the blasts ,as if it is something new and he did a new crime... the man who was rejected by his own constituency Latur made a back door entry just because he was a stooge of the Madam who rules India.
"I live in a neat, clean manner," Home Minister Shivraj Patil said to media Tuesday dismissing criticism over his sartorial fetish. In the midst of a torrent of criticism from political parties and media over his changing three sets of clothes on the night of Saturday's serial blasts in Delhi, Patil says "you criticise my policies, you don't criticise my clothes".
(daily night prayer...Thank you Lord for saving me today
from bomb blasts, BMWs, Bluelines, Sensex… )
But dear sir... you dont have any policies sir except that you glorify the terrorist and vandals...remember your famous AFZAL GURU statements on the tune that he is a pakistani ,not a terrorist and so he should be send back kind of utterances, not withstanding the fact that Afzal Guru is not a Pakistani....(India's home minister didnt know that basic fact an that is a shock).
(Yes…I had prior information about theblasts…
I kept it in my pocket…then I changed the shirt…)
Afzal Guru is a known terrorist and the factual evidence against him for aiding and abetting terrorism is incontrovertible and his convinction and death sentence have been upheld by the highest court in India and not some Kangaroo Court in Pakistan where Judges are held in house Arrest at the whims and fancies of the Government of the Day or whoever is in power that given day.....
A joker that he is, spineless and shameless that he for sure is, why should India carry the burden of this man?
The ongoing bedlam or the home ministers attire is the question...
In India,where terrorists set off deadly serial blasts every few days. When our governments talk, we hear nothing but bravado and empty threats. After the Delhi this time again we watched a home minister using his prime time appearance to show off his sartorial taste and his empty words which meant nothing but apathy and incompetence...
That is why the nation is discussing your attire sir.....
Why is it so amusing that we as a nation cannot deal with this reality that more than the terror that is looming here within and from out, the tribe of politicians that rule us is even more dangerous?
(I have got a good news, sir. Your tailor is safe.)
Home minister Shivaraj Patil's dapper style, in the face of death, is a metaphor for the vainness and insentitivity of the Indian state and that is to say the least !!!
Cartoons courtesy : http://www.manjul.com/....
Afzal Guru is a known terrorist and the factual evidence against him for aiding and abetting terrorism is incontrovertible and his convinction and death sentence have been upheld by the highest court in India and not some Kangaroo Court in Pakistan where Judges are held in house Arrest at the whims and fancies of the Government of the Day or whoever is in power that given day.....
A joker that he is, spineless and shameless that he for sure is, why should India carry the burden of this man?
The ongoing bedlam or the home ministers attire is the question...
In India,where terrorists set off deadly serial blasts every few days. When our governments talk, we hear nothing but bravado and empty threats. After the Delhi this time again we watched a home minister using his prime time appearance to show off his sartorial taste and his empty words which meant nothing but apathy and incompetence...
That is why the nation is discussing your attire sir.....
Why is it so amusing that we as a nation cannot deal with this reality that more than the terror that is looming here within and from out, the tribe of politicians that rule us is even more dangerous?
(I have got a good news, sir. Your tailor is safe.)
Home minister Shivaraj Patil's dapper style, in the face of death, is a metaphor for the vainness and insentitivity of the Indian state and that is to say the least !!!
Cartoons courtesy : http://www.manjul.com/....
mathrubumi.com
Sep 19, 2008
Women driving !!!
Women drivers are infamous!!! with due respects to all women who still dare to drive, let me present this two videos ....
Sep 18, 2008
Engineering funda's
1. Some Basic definitions..
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for copying in entrance exam.Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is... Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging: The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof: Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal.." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" "The you answer")
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Start study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E . Tired of Engineering
B.E. Bhad mein gayi Engineering Engineers
Anthem: Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All C lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
...
''Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at ADM'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers: ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work: Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers: Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with: Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch: Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper: 'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history' 'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
Engineering College : Place where you're punished for copying in entrance exam.Senior : Guy who got ragged as junior and wanna get some payback...
Fresher : Guy who has to ask where the canteen is... Really Dumb Fresher : Guy who asks a senior where the canteen is.
Really Really Dumb fresher : Guy who follows the senior to the canteen.
Ragging: The unfortunate fate of the previous idiot.
Evasive action : Watch the juniors when any seniors come nearby. (No one runs faster than a fresher. NO ONE.)
Lectures : Waste of time. Physical presence is a must...only meant for sleeping, completing assignments & general TP
Tuitions : What you take when you don't waste enough time....
Professor : Person paid to put students to sleep.
Vernacular Prof: Unusual variant of previous individual who comes packaged with his own brand of English ("Now you check me our journal.." "You Out get from class." "Are you Understand, Beta?" "The you answer")
Practicals : 60 to 90 minutes in which you watch the girls do your experiment, and usually destroy a considerable array of lab equipment.
Hopeless Practical : The practical in which there are no girls in your group simply look blankly at each other, fiddle with the equipment, and finally copy the readings.(from the girls of course...).
2. The Truth about exams....
Irony : The guy who copied your entire paper passes and you flunk.
Critical Calculation : Summing up the marks you attempted worth in the exam...
Re-verification : A cruel joke. (results of which come after you give the KT exam).
3. An engineer's 10 engineering commandments of Life
1. Start study only during the preparatory leave.
2. Thou shalt never write thy assignments thyself.
3. Thou shalt begin writing thy journals only on the morning of submission.
4. Thou shalt treat all marks above 40 as bonus.
5. Thou shalt have at least 70 per cent attendance in the canteen.
6. Thou shalt pass GRACEfully.
7. Thou shalt always be an OUTstanding student.
8. Thou shalt give thy attendance without being present...PROXY is a MUST
9. If thou can't convince them , confuse them.
10. Thou shalt start every sentence with a four-lettered word.
4. The Years of Engineering
F.E. Fond of Engineering
S.E. Sick Of Engineering
T.E . Tired of Engineering
B.E. Bhad mein gayi Engineering Engineers
Anthem: Hum Honge All Clear,Honge All C lear, Honge All Clear Ek Din, OH-HO, Mann me hai vishwas, pura hai vishwas, hum ho! ge all clear ek din
Top two Engineering Rumors:
'Did you hear the results are being put up today at 5:30pm
...
''Did you hear the exams are postponed by two weeks, its been put up at ADM'
The most dreaded acronym for Engineers: ATKT ( After Trying Keep Trying)
The most important criteria while selecting an engineering college:
Girl to Boy ratio ( if more than0 .025% then that college is engineers dream come true)
Engineers at work: Assignments solved by one and then carrying out mass transfer operations throughout the class
The most important machine for Engineers: Xerox Machine (Without which assignment completion wouldn't be possible)
The only queue an Engineer is familiar with: Submission Queue
An Engineer's favourite watch: Bird Watch !
Common Engineering Dialogues after a paper: 'What is this yaar, more than 70% of the paper was out of the syllabus'
'This was the worst paper set in the entire engineering history' 'I am failing....I got screwed royally'
5. Feeling after Completing Engineering:
Survived Engineering !!!!!!!!!!!
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