Showing posts with label shivraj patil. Show all posts
Showing posts with label shivraj patil. Show all posts

Dec 2, 2008

These are our leaders..!!

Not even a dog would have gone there had it not been a dead major's house.... said the Kerala CM V S Achuthanandan ,when the Major Sandeep's father threw him out when he reached there, with his dirty baggage of rotten politics.....And when contacted by the media for his comments, his office gave a terse reply: “He is not available. You can write whatever you want. We don’t care.” Now isn't that amazing?



Aise bade shaherom mein, ek adh aise khadna hota hai... it is common in big cities, that such SMALL incidences occur... said RR Patil, the HOME minister of Maharashtra... Hope Newyork and London is listening....And shouldnt we keep this specimen in some museum?



"Some women wearing lipstick and powder have taken to streets in Mumbai and are abusing politicians, thus spreading dissatisfaction against democracy. This is what terrorists are doing in Jammu and Kashmir,”... said the Muktar Abbas Naqvi- the Muslim leader of BJP which has left the guys in his own party shocked and red faced..... Contempt for the protesters and disdain to any one who criticize the ruling class and yet vouching for DEMOCRACY... Demons going crazy...???


And our man( he has now resigned and is now into full time modelling and fashion designing) ....see his boring monotonous speak after every blast in the past.....


Nov 30, 2008

Too late..Too little

It is enough... much has been written about the Bombay carnage where a handfull of men came sailing and took India and Mumbai to hostage...The large army stood biwildered and perplexed, the fool who is the politician was as usual when everytime an attack occurs saying same thing, uttering cliches and playing games, the Manmohans, the Shivrajs, the Advanis and the Modis ... enough of this guys...enough of tolerating the incompetence and ineptness , enough of excuses and reasons that are tiring,,,, the politician is in his cocoon, protected and saved, in their large bunglows in Lutyens Delhi and he cares the damn for the poor man who die like locusts caught in a wild fire... I have written enough and enough and enough on this but this time IT REALLY WAS TIRING ... it was shaking, I cried seeing the visuals, I felt ashamed to call myself an INDIAN...I for the first time felt that if an army general could take over, exterminating the ruling class - all of them....

The police with under equiped and de moraled attitudes, the pay commission game and the redtape on in full glory,the army being played around, here chaos is celebrated with no shame or feeling of sham. It is disarray and not democracy. Human right watchers and the like who have all dissappeared, the Raj Thackereys and his goons who are not to be seen, and with no autonomy for the police, the NSG, the intellegent agencies who work as spy agencies of the ruling group, the system has failed this nation... romantic notions about our good old neighbour whose hand is evident here as well and yet we have no guts or gumption to book the people, and bring them to face justice makes me wriggle in discomfort...

Should India go on hot pursuit like the Americans is a debate. If allowed I will like to fire the ones who like to still argue on it. The intelligensia and the elite that has now woken up when their head was banged with the AK -47's will for some time now keep mum on secularism and human rights, but the Delhi politician will not... he has elections to play and all decisions will be based on that fact , ONLY on that fact and that is the tragedy that as a legacy India is facing...

The President is in Indonesia( holidaying I guess) and now as I type this, patil has resigned and his party claims that he has "resigned taking moral responsibilty as was always the tradition with the Congress party" ... Havent we heard even better jokes in the past..? This country is amazing...we some how have got immunised to this, even worse we sit and watch for 60 hours the nations elite force fighting a war to save a city and the country, when the politician on the street bickered like street children and yet think that it is none of our business...

Now that Patil is left the BJP calls it Too late and too little... Now that was the party which send its foreign minister with terrorists who where released after the Kandahar Plane hijack,,, the drama will go on.... the symbolism and will go on... the symptoms will be cured... the disease but will thrive....

India Shining !!!!

Oct 31, 2008

Diwali ..HUJI style...




Even Bangladesh and its handful of HUJI guys can come in an create havoc in this great nation ruled over by eunuchs ..... Home Minister Shivraj Patil on Thursday condemned the serial blasts in Assam that have killed at least 60 people and injured over 100, even as he went into an urgent meeting with National Security Advisor MK Narayanan to discuss measures to control the situation..... reports media.....
Just one request sir... please carry all your apparels and shoe sets when you go for the drama... condemn them again and again but sit over the files ( which asks you to start action regardless of whether the terrorost is minority or majority)with your fat ass firm on it... shed crocodile tears... and wait for the next blast....
God save India !!!

Sep 22, 2008

look at me... look at me...hey hey look at me !!!!




Shivaraj Patil-- India's home minister who is in charge of all the bomb blasts that has happened in this helpless nation in a series for some time now, was seen in three different sets of clothes on the night of September 13 when serial blasts in New Delhi killed 22 people and the media went brauhaha over that.... He was accused him of paying more attention to his clothes than the blasts ,as if it is something new and he did a new crime... the man who was rejected by his own constituency Latur made a back door entry just because he was a stooge of the Madam who rules India.



"I live in a neat, clean manner," Home Minister Shivraj Patil said to media Tuesday dismissing criticism over his sartorial fetish. In the midst of a torrent of criticism from political parties and media over his changing three sets of clothes on the night of Saturday's serial blasts in Delhi, Patil says "you criticise my policies, you don't criticise my clothes".



(daily night prayer...Thank you Lord for saving me today
from bomb blasts, BMWs, Bluelines, Sensex… )

But dear sir... you dont have any policies sir except that you glorify the terrorist and vandals...remember your famous AFZAL GURU statements on the tune that he is a pakistani ,not a terrorist and so he should be send back kind of utterances, not withstanding the fact that Afzal Guru is not a Pakistani....(India's home minister didnt know that basic fact an that is a shock).



(Yes…I had prior information about theblasts…
I kept it in my pocket…then I changed the shirt…)

Afzal Guru is a known terrorist and the factual evidence against him for aiding and abetting terrorism is incontrovertible and his convinction and death sentence have been upheld by the highest court in India and not some Kangaroo Court in Pakistan where Judges are held in house Arrest at the whims and fancies of the Government of the Day or whoever is in power that given day.....



A joker that he is, spineless and shameless that he for sure is, why should India carry the burden of this man?
The ongoing bedlam or the home ministers attire is the question...

In India,where terrorists set off deadly serial blasts every few days. When our governments talk, we hear nothing but bravado and empty threats. After the Delhi this time again we watched a home minister using his prime time appearance to show off his sartorial taste and his empty words which meant nothing but apathy and incompetence...
That is why the nation is discussing your attire sir.....
Why is it so amusing that we as a nation cannot deal with this reality that more than the terror that is looming here within and from out, the tribe of politicians that rule us is even more dangerous?



(I have got a good news, sir. Your tailor is safe.)

Home minister Shivaraj Patil's dapper style, in the face of death, is a metaphor for the vainness and insentitivity of the Indian state and that is to say the least !!!



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