dirty minds think alike....Apr 16, 2007
Apr 7, 2007
From Me !!!!!
I am taking a break to come back with more dirty stuff after a week...Well I dont promise anything ..may be I may strike suddenly in between too !!!!
Apr 5, 2007
Engineering an empire !!!
engineering an empire.......I was awed by the marvel that man sans technology can achieve, as shown by the history channel. Got completely confused by the mega engineering works like aquaducts and huge bridges these primitive men undertook... conceived and did it... nex time in front of TV try wathing history channel..may be you will end up seeing this....
Apr 4, 2007
Women bashing !!!
CHEMISTRY OF WOMAN
(HAZARDOUS MATERIAL)
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Average- 52kg (Range- 40 to 150kg)
OCCURRENCE: Worldwide (Most plentiful in Urban Malls)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surfaces usually covered with make up paints.
2. Boils in moments.
3. Freezes for no reason.
4. Melts if given presents or praised for their appearance.
5. Very sweet, but tastes bitter if incorrectly handled.
6. Ranges from virgin metal to repeatedly used alloys.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Great affinity for platinum, gold, silver and precious gems.
2. Absorps great quantity of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason.
4. Powerful money reducing substance for man.
COMMON USES:
1. Ornamental showpiece.
2. Great boon for product advertiser.
3. House keeping at a high premium.
4. Sole progenitor of human race.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hand.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can maintained in different locations without mixing.
Hope I have compensated for the absence for the last few days !!!!
(HAZARDOUS MATERIAL)
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Average- 52kg (Range- 40 to 150kg)
OCCURRENCE: Worldwide (Most plentiful in Urban Malls)
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surfaces usually covered with make up paints.
2. Boils in moments.
3. Freezes for no reason.
4. Melts if given presents or praised for their appearance.
5. Very sweet, but tastes bitter if incorrectly handled.
6. Ranges from virgin metal to repeatedly used alloys.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Great affinity for platinum, gold, silver and precious gems.
2. Absorps great quantity of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason.
4. Powerful money reducing substance for man.
COMMON USES:
1. Ornamental showpiece.
2. Great boon for product advertiser.
3. House keeping at a high premium.
4. Sole progenitor of human race.
TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hand.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can maintained in different locations without mixing.
Hope I have compensated for the absence for the last few days !!!!
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