Women bashing !!!

CHEMISTRY OF WOMAN

(HAZARDOUS MATERIAL)
ELEMENT: Woman
SYMBOL: Wo
DISCOVERER: Adam
ATOMIC MASS: Average- 52kg (Range- 40 to 150kg)
OCCURRENCE: Worldwide (Most plentiful in Urban Malls)

PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surfaces usually covered with make up paints.
2. Boils in moments.
3. Freezes for no reason.
4. Melts if given presents or praised for their appearance.
5. Very sweet, but tastes bitter if incorrectly handled.
6. Ranges from virgin metal to repeatedly used alloys.

CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Great affinity for platinum, gold, silver and precious gems.
2. Absorps great quantity of expensive substances.
3. Explodes spontaneously without reason.
4. Powerful money reducing substance for man.

COMMON USES:
1. Ornamental showpiece.
2. Great boon for product advertiser.
3. House keeping at a high premium.
4. Sole progenitor of human race.

TESTS:

1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
2. Turns green when placed next to a better specimen.

HAZARDS:

1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hand.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several specimens can maintained in different locations without mixing.

Hope I have compensated for the absence for the last few days !!!!