Too many cooks...?
Jan 13, 2007
Jan 12, 2007
Malayalam GK Quiz...
Q1. Nee Po Mone ___________
a) Gopalaa
b) Damodharaa
c) Dineshaa
Q2. ____________ giri
a) Vijagiri
b) Vinagiri
c) Savari giri
Q3. Shambho ______ deva
a) Kama
b) Vama
c) Maha
Q4. 'Kanna'nte Munpilum pinpilum ullathu enthu?
a) Rest
b) Nest
c) Best
Q5. Aalippazham perukkaan, __________ nivarthi....
a) Popykkuda
b) irinjalakuda
c) Peelikkuda
Q6. Aareyum _________ gaayakanaakkum. ...
a) Musthafa
b) saithali
c) baava
Q7. 'Sainaba'yude munnil ullathu enthu?
a) Aaaa
b) Ooo
c) eeee
a) Gopalaa
b) Damodharaa
c) Dineshaa
Q2. ____________ giri
a) Vijagiri
b) Vinagiri
c) Savari giri
Q3. Shambho ______ deva
a) Kama
b) Vama
c) Maha
Q4. 'Kanna'nte Munpilum pinpilum ullathu enthu?
a) Rest
b) Nest
c) Best
Q5. Aalippazham perukkaan, __________ nivarthi....
a) Popykkuda
b) irinjalakuda
c) Peelikkuda
Q6. Aareyum _________ gaayakanaakkum. ...
a) Musthafa
b) saithali
c) baava
Q7. 'Sainaba'yude munnil ullathu enthu?
a) Aaaa
b) Ooo
c) eeee
Students r smarter..rrrrr...
Ms Neelam the teacher asked,"Boy. What is your problem?"
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the out of the office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.Can I ask him?"
The principal and the boy both agree.
Ms Neelam- "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep. Ms
Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and started sweating....
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"......
Boy answered, "I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the third-grade and I'm smarter than she is! I think I should be in the third-grade too!"
Ms Neelam had enough. She took Boy to the principal's office. While Boy waited in the out of the office, the teacher explained to the Principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Neelam he would give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he was to go back to the first-grade and behave.She agreed. Boy was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he agreed to take the test.
Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Boy: "9"
Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Boy: "36".
And so it went with every question the principal thought a third-grade should know.The principal looks at Ms Neelam and tells her, "I think Boy can go to the third-grade."
Ms Neelam says to the principal, "I have some of my own questions.Can I ask him?"
The principal and the boy both agree.
Ms Neelam- "What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy, after a moment "Legs."
Ms Neelam: "What is in your pants that you have but I do not have?"
Boy: "Pockets."
Ms Neelam: What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval, and delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut
Ms Neelam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky?
(The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the answer,boy was taking charge)
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Neelam: What does a man do standing up, a woman does sitting down and a dog does on three legs?
Boy: Shake hands
Ms Neelam: Now I will ask some "Who am I" sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep. Ms
Neelam: You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking restless, a bit tense and started sweating....
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Neelam: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you blow me you feel good. Boy: Nose
Ms Neelam: I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' that means lot of heat and excitement? Boy: Firetruck
Ms Neelam: What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get it u have to use your hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Neelam: What is it that all men have one of it's longer on some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his wife after they're married?
Boy: SURNAME
Ms Neelam: What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love?
Boy: HEART.
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher,"Send this Boy to Delhi University, I got the last ten questions wrong myself!"......
facts baby facts....
(REMEMBER, THIS IS ALL TRUE!!!)
^The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
^Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
^Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
^Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
^If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
^Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
^There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
^Singapore has only one train station.
^The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
^The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
^It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
^Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
^Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
^There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
^Blue and white are the most common school colors.
^On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
^The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
^There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
^Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
^Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
^The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.
^The average bed is home to over 6 billion dust mites.
^Just twenty seconds worth of fuel remained when Apollo 11's lunar module landed on the moon.
^Ten tons of space dust falls on the Earth every day.
^Every year the sun loses 360 million tons.
^If you attempted to count to stars in a galaxy at a rate of one every second it would take around 3,000 years to count them all.
^Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel with over 50,000 words, none of which containing the letter "e."
^There are 333 toilet paper squares on a toilet paper roll.
^Singapore has only one train station.
^The Eiffel Tower has 2,500,000 rivets in it.
^The Eiffel Tower has 1792 steps.
^It takes about 20 seconds for a red blood cell to circle the whole body.
^Every year, the Moon moves a further 3.82cm from the Earth.
^Every minute in the U.S. six people turn 17.
^There are more than 1,00 chemicals in a cup of coffee.
^Blue and white are the most common school colors.
^On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.
^The tip of a 2cm long hour-hand on a wristwatch travels at 0.00000275 mph
^There is about 200 times more gold in the worlds oceans, than has been mined in our entire history.
^Human hair and fingernails continue to grow after death.
^Termites eat wood twice as fast when listening to heavy metal music.
^The cockroach has a high resistance to radiation and is the creature most likely to survive a nuclear war.
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