management lessons ....

Once PVNR (PV Narasimha Rao), L.K.Advani and Laloo Prasad Yadav were travelling in an autorickshaw. They met with an accident and all three of them died. Yama Raja was waiting for this moment at the doorstep of death.
He asks PVNR and Advani to go to HEAVEN. But, for Laloo, Yama had already decided that he should be sent to HELL.
Laloo is not at all happy with this decision. He asks Yama as to why this discrimination is being made.
He felt that there should be a formal test. Yama agrees to this and asks all the three of them to appear for an English test.
PVNR is asked to spell " INDIA " and he does it correctly.
Advani is asked to spell " ENGLAND " and he too passes.
It is Laloo's turn and he is asked to spell " CZECHOSLOVAKIA ". He says this is not fair and that he was given a tough question and thus forced to fail with false intent.
Yama then agrees to conduct a written test in Hindi PVNR is asked to write "KUTTA BOLA BHOW BHOW". He writes it easily and passes.
Advani is asked to write "BILLY BOLI MYAUN MYAUN". He too passes.
Laloo is asked to write "BANDAR BOLA GURRRRRR....."
Tough one. He fails again.
Laloo is extremely unhappy.
Having been a student of history (which the other two weren't), he now requested for all the 3 to be subjected to a test in history
Yama says OK but this would be the last chance and that he would not take any more tests. PVNR is asked: "When did India get Independence ?" He replied "1947" and passed.
Advani is asked "How many people died during the independence struggle?"
He gets nervous. Yama asked him to choose from 3 options: 100,000 or 200,000 or 300,000.
Advani catches it and says 200,000 and passes.
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Yama asks him to give the Name and Address of each of the 200,000 who died in the struggle.
Laloo accepts defeat and agrees to go to HELL.
Moral of the story
IF YOUR MANAGEMENT HAS DECIDED TO SCREW YOU, THERE IS NO ESCAPE

the ass who is the Indian politician !!!

Indian politician has done it again, be it the BCCI officials ,the Maharashtra Cricket board or the like , the types of Sarad Pawar and Mukul wasnik sat proud in spotless white, in naked and dirty display of their shamelessness and the depths of stinking rot that they are in when it comes to be in the front row, no matter how ass like they look like in the effort. The media was abuzz with criticism of how the ruling class in their mercs and BMWs accompanied the men in blue ,who became wet in the merciless rain, in an open bus all through their way to the wankade stadium, along with the millions of Mumbaikars and once in the stadium how the men in white put their firm asses in the front row, smiling, giving bhashans in Marathi and taking a dig here and a dig there ,and reducing it to an NCP rally of sorts..While the ones who did the job for India at the T20 were relegated to the background, the politicians proved yet again that they never fight shy of appropriating glory...... shameless the politician is , but the average Indian feels ashamed, at this parade of duplicity, at this audacious quench to father someone elses kid ....

When will the Khadi man learn to keep his ass off from sports atleast?
Enough of growing sports sir... leave them alone and they will proove better !!!!

Chak de India...!!!!

I definitely am not a couch potato, watching cricket all day and night, no matter who is playing with whom, but the latest renaissance that India ( minus the Uncles and grandold men who simply refuse to retire, and more importantly minus a coach whom they say ran away tired of the "Indian team work") seem to be bravely demonstrating, made even the pessimistin me wake up and watch... the nail biting last over when The Boys of Mahendra singh dhoni performe the Mahendrajal, was awesome but before you see that second video see this one, when some years back Miandad did another magic, to be answered only yesterday...

Three cheers to India for the splendid victory that you snatched from the jaws of defeat and three cheers to Pakistan for the wonderful cricket , till the last minute!!!

the rich and the ugly..!!!!

this diamond studded merc reportedly belongs to Prince Waleed of UAE... the rest is visible !!!!