A couple were driving to a church to get married. On the way, they got into a car accident and died. When they arrive in heaven, they see St. Peter at the gate. They ask him if he could arrange it so they could marry in heaven. St. Peter tells them that he'll do his best to work on it for them. Three months pass by and the couple hear nothing.
They bump into St. Peter and ask him about the marriage.
He says, "I'm still working on it."
Two years pass by and no marriage. St. Peter again assures them that he's working on it. Finally after twenty long years, St. Peter comes running with a priest and tells the couple it's time for their wedding. The couple marry and live happily for a while. But after a few months the couple go and find St. Peter and tell him things are not working out, and that they want to get a divorce.
"Can you arrange it for us?" they ask.
St. Peter replies, "Are you kidding?! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?"
With due apologies to Lalgem and all her tribe members....
Jan 4, 2007
Jan 3, 2007
New age..LESS confusion...
Our communication - Wireless
O ur dress - Topless
O ur telephone - Cordless
O ur cooking - Fireless
O ur youth - Jobless
O ur food - Fatless
O ur labour - Effortless
O ur conduct - Worthless
O ur relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
O ur feelings - Heartless
O ur politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
O ur follies - Countless
O ur arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
O ur Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less....
O ur dress - Topless
O ur telephone - Cordless
O ur cooking - Fireless
O ur youth - Jobless
O ur food - Fatless
O ur labour - Effortless
O ur conduct - Worthless
O ur relation - Loveless
Our attitude - Careless
O ur feelings - Heartless
O ur politics - Shameless
Our education - Valueless
O ur follies - Countless
O ur arguments - Baseless
Our boss - Brainless
O ur Job - Thankless
Our Salary - Very less....
and they say he will save us..!!!
This is just one pic of the guy who " wants to be" the PM of India...
Any comments..??
Any comments..??
New year...!!!
H ours of happy times with friends and family
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures
N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light
Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!
A bundant time for relaxation
P rosperity
P lenty of love when you need it the most
Y outhful excitement at lifes simple pleasures
N ights of restful slumber (you know - dont' worry be happy)
E verything you need
W ishing you love and light
Y ears and years of good health
E njoyment and mirth
A angels to watch over you
R embrances of a happy years!
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